So after maggot dog week, the past few days have been pretty unexciting...
But for u readers who kindly drop in to check on me.. i will try to make it sound exciting...
errr......
okie...
;D
Wed 15th oct
- Wakes up at 0530hrs n reports at 0730hrs for Shitney flight #219
- Flight was full... as usual... 12/50/326.. overbooked in fact!!
- Got a galley position in the aft, something i havent done for a long long time... Special meals dispenser!!! Quite fun neh~!!
-Oh my god, f8cking 83 special meals!! i can still roughly remember the breakdown, maybe cos we did 2 hot meal services on a lousy 7hr flight.... (gosh, really.. is it necessary!! Do pax have to eat n then eat again within 2 hrs????)
- Anyway, break down, just to show off my non-ailing memory : 29 indian veg, 18 child, 01 child veg, 01 child no red meat, 08 muslim meals, 06 lacto veg, 01 western veg, 03 diabetic, 02 seafood, 01 non-lactose, 01 asian veg, 03 Jain (another kind of indian veggie meal -___-, wadeva...), 01 no beef meal, plus 08 others can't remember wat shit meals.
- That means at least 15 different kinds of main courses n 15 corresponding kinds of trays tt im so afraid to leave out or dispense wrongly...
- Which is peanuts for me thankfully... except tt complex leader was acting up n was a smart alec who is full of himself n pretty much cocks up the whole process which could otherwise be quite smooth...
- Then there r those che3by3 pax who order their ah neh veg n then JUST COS they feel like it, they want a non veg meal n decline their food. So it's okie to defy yr god one day when u happen to feel like having meat? knn~
- Not to mention those who did not place their orders when reserving their tickets but want a veg meal... sometimes there just enough to go around... n i swear this category of pax r taking over the world!!! Argh~
-Flygirl wants to say "u fucking order yr food, u fucking eat it. Dun deprive the regular pax of their pork noodles please." n "dun have, sorry. means u dun eat lor!!" But of cos i can't say that.....
Now u know why my fuse has become shorter in the recent years... n where those fake smile lines come from....
- Oh forgot to mention, on boarding this Italian couple tried to get upgraded to premium class seats.. n by try... i mean she completed acted like gonna die n loss of breath n request for doctor n a place to LIE DOWN.
Flygirl told them "I'm sorry, we r full to the brim today, up to biz n first classes, we do not have any extra seats for u to lie down on."
Door not closed so ground staff was called. A/craft wheelchair was wheeled down cos she claimed she CAN't WALK.
Then when they were asked to remove their bags too, husband said "u mean u won't be waiting for us?!??! why dun we jus wait awhile n see if she gets better?"
Flygirl was like "Well it depends on yr wife's situation.."
In my head i was like "KNN u want the other 300 plus pax wait for yr stupid wife see doctor for obviously unneccessary reasons for dunno how long u buay paisay meh!?!?"
- Purser n Captain were informed n they tried to tell them tt if she really dun feel well it's advisable to see a doc then risk being sick with no proper medical attention while cruising at 10000 feet or more...
- Seeing tt there was no chance to get tt upgrade with their B-grade acting skills, the wife who claimed tt she can't walk suddenly got up n WALKED back to her seat n sat down quietly n obediently, claiming adamantly tt she does not want to stay in Sg cos she has a flight to catch in Syd..
- Oh well... *shrugs* U try with us u will probably get offloaded... u want u pay $$.
That's why i always say airline customers are the most annoying customers EVER.
N they caused a delay somemore. STUPID people.
- 1 more medical emergency in the middle of the first meal service. When will the drama end???
- 1950hrs (GMT +11) plane finally touches down... OH MY GOD....
I M SO SHAG.
- Falls sound asleep for 15mins on crew bus on way to hotel
- 2200hrs. Meet DC in lobby of hotel n he brought me to Korean BBQ joint.
- Good catching up though it's only for 2 hours, over BBQ pork, kimchi n a whole bottle of white plus toilet paper jokes... *giggles* Face to face beats MSN, Facebooking, anytime....
- 0130hrs. Back to room n showered n rest.
Thur 16th Oct
- 1330hrs. Fuck!! set wrong alarm time!!! i woke up at Call time!!! Yikes!!
- Managed to get down with 20 mins still to spare. Phew.
- It's the A380 aircraft for the flight back.... *groans*
- Sentiments while boarding on the A380 : Why the fuck they make the world's biggest plane n make the seats wider n more comfy but the fucking overhead bins for baggage so SMALL!?!?!?!
It doesn't even fit a regular Samsonite bag esp on the upper deck!?!?
WAt kinda logic is that?!?! Ohhh.. the world's biggest plane has the world's smallest compartments.....*mocks*
- M officially a Boeing fan. Cos the baggage compartments r so gorgeously spacious. Airbus just sucks. n there's something bout the sewerage system in the toilets?? >> they just reek of the urine smell no matter how clean we keep 'em.
- Watever. Thank God light load, 12/12, 38/60, 268/399.
Poor first class though.
- Still got drama. 02 medical emergencies in Economy during the flight.
The aircraft really could be too pressurised.. R the rumours that less O2 is released into the cabin for the sake of being fuel efficient true or not?!?! Argh~
- 2130hrs. Finally land in Sg.... OH MY GOD.... wat a drag tt was...
- Only thing to look forward to was Boyfriend staying over with me tt night cos The Parents n Sister went to Genting for a short getaway.........
Fri 17th Oct
- 0730hr. Drags Boyfriend outta bed for work. He's not much of a morning person as I'm not too it seems...
- 0830hr. Gives Boyfriend a lift to work.
- 0905hr. Ch3eBy3 lorry cuts into MY lane just when turning into Boyfriend's workplace n side swipes my entire left of my front bumper despite my insistent horning. KNN!!!!!! WTF!!
- Said Ch3eBy3 lorry then sped off into the restricted zone meant for lorries inside the shipping site. Double WTF!!!!
- Dodo went hysterical n was in shock, cussing n spewing vulgarities uncontrollably. Thank God Boyfriend was cool enough to note Che3by3 Lorry's registration number.
- Thank God damage was not to the entire body of car. Dad is gonna kill me otherwise!!!
But i was mad angry!!! How can the bastard jus hit n run!!!!
Lucky not tt jia lat. But still angry!- Went to Cantonment Police Station to lodge police report. I dun care if the bugger has a cancer ridden wife or handicapped child. I'm gonna claim him or watever cos it's jus not the way to do things! SO angry jus thinking bout it!!!
- N not only tt, it spoiled my WHOLE friday can!??!?!? How come so many sway things happen to me recently!!??!?! i feel like there's a black cloud over my head lor.
- 1115hrs. Home n crawled under the covers, for fear of black cloud overhead bursting into a storm.
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- 2000hrs. Met Boyfriend at P.S. for movie n ramen, which have been craving.
Taxi driver was fiaking annoying. N EXpensive!!!!!!! 20 bucks can!?!?!? 35% peak hr charge is crazy!
Expensive never mind! Driver guai lan even more du lan can!!!!
VoNNnnn!! Now i know why u hate taxi drivers so much!!!! ARGH~
Sigh.... why does it seem like i've got so many laments these couple of days???! PMS? ;(
- 2030hrs. Dinner at Ajitsen Ramen. Boyfriend irritated with noisy teenagers celebrating bday jus next table.. hee hee hee..
-2130hrs. Watched Nights at Rodanthe.. Cry lei!!!! ;D Diane Lane is a superb actress.
I say he Ah Beng ready wat...
But i like...Cos i is gangster... ;D
- 0030hrs. Home liao.
Sat 18th Oct
- 0405hrs. Wakes up to prepare for Shanghai flight. (Yar very fucked up early morning flights this month as i complained bout here...)
- 0605hrs. Reports for flight.
- Thank god no drama mamas. that's why i say Aussie flights r fuckED up.
I suddenly miss my 74M days.
Sun 19th Oct
- 1940hrs returned to Sg.
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I swear alot hor...
I mean i was editing fonts n readin thru post n realised i used the F word alot...
It's the flying lar i tell u....
I'm a naturally bad tempered person... n flying ain't helping me become more mild mannered either.
Sigh...
Screw* the looming recession as well. >;D
I'm sooooo looking forward to my Javanese Gang gang massage at 2pm n mani n pedi at 5pm n meeting Ong n Adi n Co n MY for dinner morrow night....
soooo looking forward to my massage cos my lower back hurts like hell like the old times...
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"Who says life with you is boring....?? In fact, i wish it was less unpredictable n more normal. But then again.... i only wish for that so that i come across as less exceptional... n i never wish that for long..." ;)
1 comment:
wah lau eh... so many special meals.
will your ah beng join us tonight at dinner anot?
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