Nic's 21st bday n attending my first Malay wedding...

Dunno why..
kinda not in the mood to update at the moment...

Why is it tat sometimes when u dun ask for anything, it still feels like u're asking for too much??
Sigh*

It makes me feel like i'm not doing enough.......
i mean.. hw does one help when one does not have the obvious solution???

Anyway, cos i will be making my way to New Delhi tonight... Yes India...
where all is not safe at all n im starting to get paranoid...
(all i want is to be able to come home safe by the 10th n enjoy my off days n Zoukout after...)
I'm here to say i love u all n the weekend was a blast! :)
*huggies*

First up.. Nic's 21st bday bash Nite #1 at Helipad.
I was damn late n she was drunk like all birthday girls by then...
She was bundled home n we went down to Movida ...

Me n Von

Zoukout coming le!!! whoop!

After 3 beers i woke up from my sleepy stupor...
but i drink water after tt lor!! keke

I also dunno why but my creative cells (however slight) only rouses when i have alcohol in bloodstream...
N after not sleeping for close to 24 hours n a very heavy supper at Spize after...
I got to making a card thing for Nic at 6 in the morning...

Okie... it's cheapo printing paper....
but at 6 in the morning... where got bookstore open???

Wake up call at 1415hrs after by Co to go to Linda's malay wedding at Kampong Ubi CC..

My first malay wedding!!!!
Missed the malay segment of Adi n Co's cos was on flight


Food glorious food!!
The mutton briyani was fab.
the prawns were Huge-ass man n sweet.

Now we know why there's always singing n music...

The Bersanding
Or some lotus flower thing lar.
Where the couple sits there n let pple admire n take pics with like they r king n queen for the day.

Take picture we did!!

Off to Club Street to chill at Senso for coffee before we headed down to Da Paolo for Nic's bday dinner...

Our paid for 3 course dinner all organised by Nic's loving girlfriend.
Note the boo boo at the bottom.
It's nic's 21st!! Not the gf's!
Da Paolo's boo boo!
Emergency remedy b4 bday girl arrived was to take the bottom off the menu!!

Here she comes!!

Yeeheee!!
Y so matchy matchy our faces!

My oh my!!
It's a first!!!
A Chanel 2.55 quilted cake can!!!
*squeals*

All done by her resourceful n loving gf.
One's 21st can't get any better. :)

Our adaptation of Da Vinci's Last Supper...

Hehe~
LOL

Now tt's the way to do birthdays. N weddings. N Parties. ;D
Ample good food n drinks.
Good friends. Many laughs...
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Can't wait for my very own doggie...

Wanna watch Bolt next!
The fat hamster so irritating yet cute looking! wahahahha!
wanna squash him in the palm of my hand n go 'squish squish!!"
Evil!

hokie!!! next up is Zoukout pics!!
bikini diet is not holding up well though i did put in 3 hrs in the gym on wednesday...
zzzzzz.....

over n out!

The ultimate Get-together @ Cicada n Doggie Mud Spa

It's all in my head...
weddings weddings n weddings...

such a pretty n cute wedding cake!!!

Me n Von were poking n prodding n wow-ing at the play-doh quality of it...
Not realising tt it's real....
Until the end of the night when they freakin' cut the cake n gave it out n we were like
"Woah it's real one lei!!!"

I mean the truth is.. how many plastic fake cakes have we all seen at weddings huh???
huh huh huh?!?!?
n how many times do we actually get to see the top 2 tiers being taken out n the bottom getting cut!

we were like "oops!! dun eat the icing pple!! we poked it!!" ;p

Ahhhh... so good to see some whom we haven't seen for eons...

The original old Domies...
Look we can run an entire Saturday madcap dinner service liao
Supervisors n chefs n solid cashiers n baristas n food, drink n station runners.
The memories of all my Christmases n Valentine's days spent at werk.

The commis cooks have since moved on to being sous chefs, chef de parties, executive chefs...
The supers have moved on to be managers...
The rest of us have just... moved on......
to full time jobs, full time things, marriage... etc...

No more standing next to sandwich/main course counters haggling with the chefs on how each customers want their special orders... *giggle*
No more bugging the harrassed cashiers on long waiting bills
No more cowering behind the bar counter asking for new ice creams when the old ones have melted..
No more slinking behind kitchens stealing just-washed water glasses...
No more sneaking just sliced roasted beef n freshly peeled king prawns or forzen tiramisus...
No more writing "Special pizza, special, pie, special pasta, Soup of the Day, Special dessert, Brew of the Day" on the specials board n having to memorise them n having Adi traumatise u during briefing. hee hee

Life has become a big usual Blah since school days ended n real working-for-money-life had began...

But it's still a big 'wheee!"

The happy days will still be happy days as long as we have each other. :)

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Met up with G n her sister brigade on Friday nite for some wedding planning...
March in music, sabo games planning, itinierary for the day, traditional customs, colour of dresses....

Personally, i'm super excited...

Pictures of J n WW's wedding which i failed to attend cos of many circumstances already in FB...
N it's all white n pretty n I'm actually jealous! ;D

Sigh.. i wanna pinch myself to remind myself of reality. ;p

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Sometime last week...
Doggie mud spa!!

"Woah! wats tt bubbling up against my balls!??!?"
"grrr woof"

"hmmmmm i'm really starting to like this........
Wait.. i move abit aside so the bubbles dun go straight up my arse..."

"ooooooSaaahhhh"

Coating him with dead sea mud thingy


"wooof.. so much attention... so many hands on me... massaging massaging...."

i swear his fur got smoother after washing off the mud...
We put some on our hands too n it felt soooo smooth after ....
N smells good too!!

Wat recession??
These loving owners sent both their big doggies for spa treatment tt day...
Per dog SGD 80 only lor!!
Wat u waiting for ?!?! Animal Resort! ;D

End of Strike n Amanda's 'Dua Seh' 24th

Sorry bout that people...

Left u without a Part 2 n any explanation...
But i'm back.. with a slew of events to report on...

First up...
Amanda's dua seh 25th bday at Dragonfly tonight..

Dodo endured a crazy full load Shitney flight back to Sg n then rush down to DF with full make up n sticky hair for the silly girl...

who ended up drunk n ... inevitably... crying since she jus suffered a recent break up.
We flygirls jus have such tragic love lives..

Men think that flygirls R

1) good to cheat on cos we're always not in town

2) good to cheat cos we have fat bank accounts..... when in fact we r glorified 3-in-1 toilet cleaners, concierge services, n manservants........

Next time when u fucking think of cheating on a flygirl, think of cheating on individual toilet cleaners, concierge personnels n manservants n in the same way yr bad karma will be triple fold!!! che$#^BWy83E*

Check out the present tt me n Sponge got her...

An all exclusive Ann Summers Rampant Rabbit Heart Throb!!!
Cos she doesn't have a man now...

We were even kind enough to throw in batteries so she can test drive immediately..
;D

So camera shy at first....

Then she started prancing around n dancing with her fat dildo in DF.
Oh gosh!!!!

The Girls...

"Keep that gigantic schlong away from meeeeee!!!!!"
I'd prefer a real man anytime..
In the mean time...
it's my Ah Beng... *winkZ* ;p

On her 3rd Lambo..
Wah.... admire...
If me sure die by BEFORE midnight...
tt's if i dun suffocate myself by cake or die by vodka.... ;D

She did whole lot of silly things before she goner ...
like............

Snatching the mop away from the DF cleaner n proceeding to dutifully mop the wet spots around our table...

- Shouting 'Helloooo!! I'm seXxxY!!!" * ;D * to everyone in the smoking area (which i super tried to take video of but she stopped once i point the cam at her... damn)

- Slipping n falling down twice on the dancefloor in front of everyone... in a short dress no less..

- Stumble-dancing...

And when she confirm gone...

...Started crying.......

n made out with some cheap friend-of-friend who took advantage of situation....

What made things worse was...

Stupid Sponge got drunk also.. KNN..

Two fellow chubby girlfriends getting drunk on 1 night... n 1 chubby non-drunk friend is not strong enough to hold both them down lor!! -___-

Sponge even pushed this skinny friend-of-friend once n the poor girl flew into the sofa into me n almost broke her ankle.

Not to mention i was forced to be in the same cubicle as someone who took a dump in front of me. (Guess who... who's the more unglam of the two.. -___-)

So hazardous r chubby people like us.... ;p

So while they were drunk n drunk dancing n i was waiting for her boyfriend to come pick both them up.... i sat n watched them do silly things..

Drunk ppl drunk dancing
Not very attractive...
i vow never to be drunk n attempt to dance..

A girl in a no strings attached r-ship n a married man/ teacher on his wild night out..
Oh sheeeshhhhh~

An all cried out birthday girl with great expectations n tragic love life with stupid tofu-eating opportunity seeking, advantage taking dude...

Reminds me of meself when younger...
All idealistic about Love n expecting fairy tales to happen...
sighhhh..

Drunk ppl sandwich dancing..

Pls note though.. my girlfriends r intoxicated.... n not thinking logically... but they do know tt the men involved r TRYING big time...

So wat can i say.......
esp bout the married teacher man....

FUCKING MEN!

Lessons i learnt tonight...

1) There will always be men out there preying on drunk girls... remotely attractive or not.
n it took me 27 years to really see the ugly truth..

Pls note that these men look extremely decent... could be married...otherwise morally upright or watever shit... but men R men n when alcohol takes over their other head, they r all FULL of SHIT.
only a small minority r probably otherwise... but do not take for granted tt yr man might be part of the minority.

2) U r nobody when u have no girlfriends who pull u back when u run around drunk, hold yr hair back when u puke, let u burn accidentally n drunkenly in the skirt n thigh with yr stupid cigarette, let u nag incessantly bout some stupid SMS yr ex sent u... hug u when u cry.... all when they r either fucking shag from work... or getting drunk themselves...

3) Always know where yr girlfriends stay, like can recite their addresses instead of just knowing how to drive them back... in case of such drunken emergencies n u r stuck waiting for some unreliable fuck buddy of theirs to come pick them up... grrrr..

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Okie im developing a monster sore throat n i've got a big night morrow for one my Dome Darling associate's wedding dinner at Cicada morrow evening...

OPEN BAR honey!!! whoop!

more photos on Facebook n also on morrow night.

Time for a change...

Hello from the FRankfurt crew room..

Just got in this morning n i almost had a fit b4 the flight cos i only realised i did not bring my winter topcoat (which is kinda considered a no-go item like safety shoes n watever) like 5 mins b4 briefing started.

Would have usually not bothered n gone on with the flight but this was my first team flight n there was a checked trainer onboard (someone who like polices us).

2 panicky phonecalls to mommy at home n daddy on the way home from the airport having had just dropped me off, the problem was half settled when mommy helped to bring down my topcoat for F1 racer daddy to pick up at pitstop before coming back to airport again.

Note tt trip from airport to home n home to airport was at least 30 mins per leg. Without traffic.

it was 2224hrs, nearly 45 mins in the briefing liao n boss was still talking....
talking talking talking...

N my phone was vibrating away on 7 missed calls n i can't answer it.
it was daddy frantically trying to call me no doubt cos no waiting was allowed on the departure level.

Briefing finally ended after a gruelling 7 more mins n i dashed out to call daddy n to the departure level.
i felt so bad!!

The old man must be suffering a near cardiac arrest cos the traffic police was threatening to summon him, trying to get him to drive away cameras to take photo of him stopping there for more than god knows how long n he still STAYED PUT.

I so wanted to pepper his face with my kisses n hugs for being such a HERO, (my super dad!), if not for my stupid red lipstick.

I had THAT moment when i realised tt no one else in the world can beat The Parents.
Who never says 'no, can't do' to my requests.
No matter how ridiculous.
N with no conditions attached at all.

Sitting here, i suddenly had a recollection of when i was just 8 yrs old n in school n tot i had misplaced my precious Hello Kitty purse n called home crying from a 10 cent payphone.
Daddy suddenly appeared b4 recess time in his work attire n came to my classroom to pass it to me so tt i will have $$ to eat.
It didn't matter if he was in the middle of work, my wonderful parents never giam siap with me when it came to their time, as if it were the only thing they could offer me.

:_)

Okie, back to bitching so i won't get teary eyed n home sicky.


Stupid organisation i work for who penalises ppl with demerit points for forgetting to bring something like a winter topcoat which is part of uniform.

I'm so sick of being around other cabin crew members, some of whom r so plastic fantastic n pretentious. *shudder*

I recoil at some of the things they do n say to suck up to the superiors.

Boyfriend says maybe it's time for a change as i lamented tt this feeling have be recurring pretty often on recent flights...

Sigh...

Okie, time to go, someone else is waiting to use the pc n the only reason i'm here is to help Sponge locate her boy cos she has jus received the news tt she got 2 demerit points for going to work while still on MC.

WTF is wrong with The Company!??!?
She fainted 1 day after dinner n was brought to hospital by friends n doc gave her 2 day MC.
She was on ground for a german speaking course n missing class for 2 days would mean a recourse is required so she went back to class the 2nd day.
Then now kena 2 demerit points cos her explanation was not accepted JUST COS she WANTED to attend class.

Go also penalised, dun go also penalised...
It's the same thing as wat happened to me here.
Saying tt I'm working in a military organisation is an understatement.
We r not entitled to maternity leave, any MC days n they have the lousiest welfare ever.

Speaking to my 'team Police' today, i asked her bout how it all works...
N she replied tt we as crew should be keeping ourselves healthy, eat well, sleep well so tt we won't fall sick often.

WAT THE FUCK.

That means we r not supposed to have a life!
Cos staying healthy would mean sleeping watever time we have, eating tofu everyday n living life as in a monk or nun.
Even deities fall sick lor. Cheebywe.

I'm going back to room to blowdry my favourite furry sweater...
spilled mushroom cream sauce on it n my jeans n boots n scarf while carrying back my 'ta pao' just now n am extremely home sick n upset now cos i know mommy would have the perfect solution for the stain. ;(

Getting Lost...

Falling asleep in my Ah Beng's arms 3 nites outta the 4 i have back in Sg is addictive...
Highly addictive...
Sometime there r moments when i feel terrified that i will lose my head n all n all things that r going great now will hit the shits...
After all... i've been known for chasing away men who loved me outta my life..
(yes laugh all u want okie Von. ;D)
i dun wan this honeymoon fewling' going away ever.....

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So to keep my loved'up head on my shoulders...
I unstick myself from the boy n maintain my social engagements..
We all need air anyway right? ;p

Meeting up with my batch mates..
Supposed to be 10 of us can!?

both of them have left flylife liao...
The rest who r still flying din turn up even after 60 plus threads on Facebook can!??!
Now pple can say that fly friends r totally unreliable pple lor.

I mean, we miss friends' bday celebrations, wedding dinners, xmas parties, farewell parties, random coffee sessions...
So since flylife has taken a backseat in terms of priority for me....
I'm putting the pple in my life first.

Tt's why i gave away my lucrative Frankfurt New York flight for crappy Delhi, Shanghai n Denpasar turn to go to Zoukout with the girls!!!

Remember this???
Last year!

Bikini crash diet people!!!!!!

And if everything goes as planned, I will be spending the festive season in Sg as well...
*cross fingers*
An important wedding to attend, seeing the year out with my big love..
Im totally expecting 2008 to go out with a big bang...
N welcome 2009 with my nose up n say 'Give me all you've got!' ;p

Meanwhile, I'm gonna gross u all out with mushy Sugababes song...
til i come back from Frankfurt on Fri!!!
HEe HeeE!

My Week: Dinner in Syd, Side swiped by f*%&ING lorry, n laments...

So after maggot dog week, the past few days have been pretty unexciting...
But for u readers who kindly drop in to check on me.. i will try to make it sound exciting...
errr......
okie...
;D

Wed 15th oct

- Wakes up at 0530hrs n reports at 0730hrs for Shitney flight #219
- Flight was full... as usual... 12/50/326.. overbooked in fact!!
- Got a galley position in the aft, something i havent done for a long long time... Special meals dispenser!!! Quite fun neh~!!

-Oh my god, f8cking 83 special meals!! i can still roughly remember the breakdown, maybe cos we did 2 hot meal services on a lousy 7hr flight.... (gosh, really.. is it necessary!! Do pax have to eat n then eat again within 2 hrs????)

- Anyway, break down, just to show off my non-ailing memory : 29 indian veg, 18 child, 01 child veg, 01 child no red meat, 08 muslim meals, 06 lacto veg, 01 western veg, 03 diabetic, 02 seafood, 01 non-lactose, 01 asian veg, 03 Jain (another kind of indian veggie meal -___-, wadeva...), 01 no beef meal, plus 08 others can't remember wat shit meals.
- That means at least 15 different kinds of main courses n 15 corresponding kinds of trays tt im so afraid to leave out or dispense wrongly...

- Which is peanuts for me thankfully... except tt complex leader was acting up n was a smart alec who is full of himself n pretty much cocks up the whole process which could otherwise be quite smooth...

- Then there r those che3by3 pax who order their ah neh veg n then JUST COS they feel like it, they want a non veg meal n decline their food. So it's okie to defy yr god one day when u happen to feel like having meat? knn~
- Not to mention those who did not place their orders when reserving their tickets but want a veg meal... sometimes there just enough to go around... n i swear this category of pax r taking over the world!!! Argh~

-Flygirl wants to say "u fucking order yr food, u fucking eat it. Dun deprive the regular pax of their pork noodles please." n "dun have, sorry. means u dun eat lor!!" But of cos i can't say that.....
Now u know why my fuse has become shorter in the recent years... n where those fake smile lines come from....

- Oh forgot to mention, on boarding this Italian couple tried to get upgraded to premium class seats.. n by try... i mean she completed acted like gonna die n loss of breath n request for doctor n a place to LIE DOWN.
Flygirl told them "I'm sorry, we r full to the brim today, up to biz n first classes, we do not have any extra seats for u to lie down on."
Door not closed so ground staff was called. A/craft wheelchair was wheeled down cos she claimed she CAN't WALK.

Then when they were asked to remove their bags too, husband said "u mean u won't be waiting for us?!??! why dun we jus wait awhile n see if she gets better?"

Flygirl was like "Well it depends on yr wife's situation.."
In my head i was like "KNN u want the other 300 plus pax wait for yr stupid wife see doctor for obviously unneccessary reasons for dunno how long u buay paisay meh!?!?"

- Purser n Captain were informed n they tried to tell them tt if she really dun feel well it's advisable to see a doc then risk being sick with no proper medical attention while cruising at 10000 feet or more...

- Seeing tt there was no chance to get tt upgrade with their B-grade acting skills, the wife who claimed tt she can't walk suddenly got up n WALKED back to her seat n sat down quietly n obediently, claiming adamantly tt she does not want to stay in Sg cos she has a flight to catch in Syd..

- Oh well... *shrugs* U try with us u will probably get offloaded... u want u pay $$.
That's why i always say airline customers are the most annoying customers EVER.
N they caused a delay somemore. STUPID people.

- 1 more medical emergency in the middle of the first meal service. When will the drama end???


- 1950hrs (GMT +11) plane finally touches down... OH MY GOD....
I M SO SHAG.

- Falls sound asleep for 15mins on crew bus on way to hotel
- 2200hrs. Meet DC in lobby of hotel n he brought me to Korean BBQ joint.
- Good catching up though it's only for 2 hours, over BBQ pork, kimchi n a whole bottle of white plus toilet paper jokes... *giggles* Face to face beats MSN, Facebooking, anytime....
- 0130hrs. Back to room n showered n rest.

Thur 16th Oct

- 1330hrs. Fuck!! set wrong alarm time!!! i woke up at Call time!!! Yikes!!
- Managed to get down with 20 mins still to spare. Phew.
- It's the A380 aircraft for the flight back.... *groans*

- Sentiments while boarding on the A380 : Why the fuck they make the world's biggest plane n make the seats wider n more comfy but the fucking overhead bins for baggage so SMALL!?!?!?!
It doesn't even fit a regular Samsonite bag esp on the upper deck!?!?
WAt kinda logic is that?!?! Ohhh.. the world's biggest plane has the world's smallest compartments.....*mocks*

- M officially a Boeing fan. Cos the baggage compartments r so gorgeously spacious. Airbus just sucks. n there's something bout the sewerage system in the toilets?? >> they just reek of the urine smell no matter how clean we keep 'em.

- Watever. Thank God light load, 12/12, 38/60, 268/399.
Poor first class though.

- Still got drama. 02 medical emergencies in Economy during the flight.
The aircraft really could be too pressurised.. R the rumours that less O2 is released into the cabin for the sake of being fuel efficient true or not?!?! Argh~

- 2130hrs. Finally land in Sg.... OH MY GOD.... wat a drag tt was...
- Only thing to look forward to was Boyfriend staying over with me tt night cos The Parents n Sister went to Genting for a short getaway.........

Fri 17th Oct

- 0730hr. Drags Boyfriend outta bed for work. He's not much of a morning person as I'm not too it seems...

- 0830hr. Gives Boyfriend a lift to work.

- 0905hr. Ch3eBy3 lorry cuts into MY lane just when turning into Boyfriend's workplace n side swipes my entire left of my front bumper despite my insistent horning. KNN!!!!!! WTF!!
- Said Ch3eBy3 lorry then sped off into the restricted zone meant for lorries inside the shipping site. Double WTF!!!!

- Dodo went hysterical n was in shock, cussing n spewing vulgarities uncontrollably. Thank God Boyfriend was cool enough to note Che3by3 Lorry's registration number.

- Thank God damage was not to the entire body of car. Dad is gonna kill me otherwise!!!
But i was mad angry!!! How can the bastard jus hit n run!!!!

Lucky not tt jia lat. But still angry!

- Went to Cantonment Police Station to lodge police report. I dun care if the bugger has a cancer ridden wife or handicapped child. I'm gonna claim him or watever cos it's jus not the way to do things! SO angry jus thinking bout it!!!

- N not only tt, it spoiled my WHOLE friday can!??!?!? How come so many sway things happen to me recently!!??!?! i feel like there's a black cloud over my head lor.

- 1115hrs. Home n crawled under the covers, for fear of black cloud overhead bursting into a storm.
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- 2000hrs. Met Boyfriend at P.S. for movie n ramen, which have been craving.
Taxi driver was fiaking annoying. N EXpensive!!!!!!! 20 bucks can!?!?!? 35% peak hr charge is crazy!
Expensive never mind! Driver guai lan even more du lan can!!!!
VoNNnnn!! Now i know why u hate taxi drivers so much!!!! ARGH~
Sigh.... why does it seem like i've got so many laments these couple of days???! PMS? ;(

- 2030hrs. Dinner at Ajitsen Ramen. Boyfriend irritated with noisy teenagers celebrating bday jus next table.. hee hee hee..

-2130hrs. Watched Nights at Rodanthe.. Cry lei!!!! ;D Diane Lane is a superb actress.

I say he Ah Beng ready wat...

Wahahahha~

But i like...
Cos i is gangster... ;D

- 0030hrs. Home liao.

Sat 18th Oct

- 0405hrs. Wakes up to prepare for Shanghai flight. (Yar very fucked up early morning flights this month as i complained bout here...)
- 0605hrs. Reports for flight.
- Thank god no drama mamas. that's why i say Aussie flights r fuckED up.
I suddenly miss my 74M days.

Sun 19th Oct

- 1940hrs returned to Sg.
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I swear alot hor...
I mean i was editing fonts n readin thru post n realised i used the F word alot...
It's the flying lar i tell u....

I'm a naturally bad tempered person... n flying ain't helping me become more mild mannered either.
Sigh...
Screw* the looming recession as well. >;D

I'm sooooo looking forward to my Javanese Gang gang massage at 2pm n mani n pedi at 5pm n meeting Ong n Adi n Co n MY for dinner morrow night....

soooo looking forward to my massage cos my lower back hurts like hell like the old times...
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"Who says life with you is boring....?? In fact, i wish it was less unpredictable n more normal. But then again.... i only wish for that so that i come across as less exceptional... n i never wish that for long..." ;)