Sorry bout that people...
Left u without a Part 2 n any explanation...
But i'm back.. with a slew of events to report on...
First up...
Amanda's dua seh 25th bday at Dragonfly tonight..
Dodo endured a crazy full load Shitney flight back to Sg n then rush down to DF with full make up n sticky hair for the silly girl...
who ended up drunk n ... inevitably... crying since she jus suffered a recent break up.
We flygirls jus have such tragic love lives..
Men think that flygirls R
1) good to cheat on cos we're always not in town
2) good to cheat cos we have fat bank accounts..... when in fact we r glorified 3-in-1 toilet cleaners, concierge services, n manservants........
Next time when u fucking think of cheating on a flygirl, think of cheating on individual toilet cleaners, concierge personnels n manservants n in the same way yr bad karma will be triple fold!!! che$#^BWy83E*
Check out the present tt me n Sponge got her...
An all exclusive Ann Summers Rampant Rabbit Heart Throb!!!Cos she doesn't have a man now...
We were even kind enough to throw in batteries so she can test drive immediately..;D
So camera shy at first....
Then she started prancing around n dancing with her fat dildo in DF.Oh gosh!!!!
The Girls...
"Keep that gigantic schlong away from meeeeee!!!!!"I'd prefer a real man anytime..
In the mean time...
it's my Ah Beng... *winkZ* ;p
On her 3rd Lambo..Wah.... admire...
If me sure die by BEFORE midnight...
tt's if i dun suffocate myself by cake or die by vodka.... ;D
She did whole lot of silly things before she goner ...
like............
Snatching the mop away from the DF cleaner n proceeding to dutifully mop the wet spots around our table...
- Shouting 'Helloooo!! I'm seXxxY!!!" * ;D * to everyone in the smoking area (which i super tried to take video of but she stopped once i point the cam at her... damn)
- Slipping n falling down twice on the dancefloor in front of everyone... in a short dress no less..
- Stumble-dancing...
And when she confirm gone...
...Started crying.......
n made out with some cheap friend-of-friend who took advantage of situation....
What made things worse was...
Stupid Sponge got drunk also.. KNN..
Two fellow chubby girlfriends getting drunk on 1 night... n 1 chubby non-drunk friend is not strong enough to hold both them down lor!! -___-
Sponge even pushed this skinny friend-of-friend once n the poor girl flew into the sofa into me n almost broke her ankle.
Not to mention i was forced to be in the same cubicle as someone who took a dump in front of me. (Guess who... who's the more unglam of the two.. -___-)
So hazardous r chubby people like us.... ;p
So while they were drunk n drunk dancing n i was waiting for her boyfriend to come pick both them up.... i sat n watched them do silly things..
Drunk ppl drunk dancing
Not very attractive...
i vow never to be drunk n attempt to dance..
A girl in a no strings attached r-ship n a married man/ teacher on his wild night out..
Oh sheeeshhhhh~
An all cried out birthday girl with great expectations n tragic love life with stupid tofu-eating opportunity seeking, advantage taking dude...
Reminds me of meself when younger...
All idealistic about Love n expecting fairy tales to happen...
sighhhh..
Drunk ppl sandwich dancing..
like............
Snatching the mop away from the DF cleaner n proceeding to dutifully mop the wet spots around our table...- Slipping n falling down twice on the dancefloor in front of everyone... in a short dress no less..
- Stumble-dancing...
And when she confirm gone...
...Started crying.......
n made out with some cheap friend-of-friend who took advantage of situation....
What made things worse was...
Stupid Sponge got drunk also.. KNN..
Two fellow chubby girlfriends getting drunk on 1 night... n 1 chubby non-drunk friend is not strong enough to hold both them down lor!! -___-
Sponge even pushed this skinny friend-of-friend once n the poor girl flew into the sofa into me n almost broke her ankle.
Not to mention i was forced to be in the same cubicle as someone who took a dump in front of me. (Guess who... who's the more unglam of the two.. -___-)
So hazardous r chubby people like us.... ;p
So while they were drunk n drunk dancing n i was waiting for her boyfriend to come pick both them up.... i sat n watched them do silly things..
Drunk ppl drunk dancingNot very attractive...
i vow never to be drunk n attempt to dance..
A girl in a no strings attached r-ship n a married man/ teacher on his wild night out..Oh sheeeshhhhh~
An all cried out birthday girl with great expectations n tragic love life with stupid tofu-eating opportunity seeking, advantage taking dude...Reminds me of meself when younger...
All idealistic about Love n expecting fairy tales to happen...
sighhhh..
Drunk ppl sandwich dancing..Pls note though.. my girlfriends r intoxicated.... n not thinking logically... but they do know tt the men involved r TRYING big time...
So wat can i say.......
esp bout the married teacher man....
FUCKING MEN!
Lessons i learnt tonight...
1) There will always be men out there preying on drunk girls... remotely attractive or not.
n it took me 27 years to really see the ugly truth..
Pls note that these men look extremely decent... could be married...otherwise morally upright or watever shit... but men R men n when alcohol takes over their other head, they r all FULL of SHIT.
only a small minority r probably otherwise... but do not take for granted tt yr man might be part of the minority.
2) U r nobody when u have no girlfriends who pull u back when u run around drunk, hold yr hair back when u puke, let u burn accidentally n drunkenly in the skirt n thigh with yr stupid cigarette, let u nag incessantly bout some stupid SMS yr ex sent u... hug u when u cry.... all when they r either fucking shag from work... or getting drunk themselves...
3) Always know where yr girlfriends stay, like can recite their addresses instead of just knowing how to drive them back... in case of such drunken emergencies n u r stuck waiting for some unreliable fuck buddy of theirs to come pick them up... grrrr..
.....................................................................
Okie im developing a monster sore throat n i've got a big night morrow for one my Dome Darling associate's wedding dinner at Cicada morrow evening...
OPEN BAR honey!!! whoop!
more photos on Facebook n also on morrow night.
So wat can i say.......
esp bout the married teacher man....
FUCKING MEN!
Lessons i learnt tonight...
1) There will always be men out there preying on drunk girls... remotely attractive or not.
n it took me 27 years to really see the ugly truth..
Pls note that these men look extremely decent... could be married...otherwise morally upright or watever shit... but men R men n when alcohol takes over their other head, they r all FULL of SHIT.
only a small minority r probably otherwise... but do not take for granted tt yr man might be part of the minority.
2) U r nobody when u have no girlfriends who pull u back when u run around drunk, hold yr hair back when u puke, let u burn accidentally n drunkenly in the skirt n thigh with yr stupid cigarette, let u nag incessantly bout some stupid SMS yr ex sent u... hug u when u cry.... all when they r either fucking shag from work... or getting drunk themselves...
3) Always know where yr girlfriends stay, like can recite their addresses instead of just knowing how to drive them back... in case of such drunken emergencies n u r stuck waiting for some unreliable fuck buddy of theirs to come pick them up... grrrr..
.....................................................................
Okie im developing a monster sore throat n i've got a big night morrow for one my Dome Darling associate's wedding dinner at Cicada morrow evening...
OPEN BAR honey!!! whoop!
more photos on Facebook n also on morrow night.
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